Put down the Turkey sandwich, step away from the crap pair of socks you didn't want and take up the fight to make the world less boring...
If you're already convinced, enter the competition here!
While your friends and family are making inappropriate comments about Bond girls right in front of Grandma (who wasn't asleep and heard every smutty word) you will be thundering across the Saharan desert, bouncing through jungly rainforest and generally adventuring your way thousands of miles to a palm fringed beach in West Africa.
A splendid idea we're sure you'll agree.
The beast of a rally launches on 13th December and most teams take between 3 and 4 weeks to get to Cameroon, depending on how they cope when they inevitably find themselves in a spot of bother. Recovery times following brown pants incidents considered, you can take on the Africa Rally with only a couple of weeks holiday tacked on to your Christmas break...
For more about the Africa Rally, check out the website, or to head straight to the competition page click here. You can also find the mighty Africa Rally on Facebook.