Beige Wednesday – Biscuit Roulette.
It’s Beige Wednesday. A day that truly encapsulates a relentless and all-encompassing desire to crash the zeppelin of adventure directly through your bay window.
Beige Wednesday and the game of Biscuit Roulette is the deal your entire life has been waiting for.
It’s the game where everyone is a winner because you all get biscuits. But one of you is lightly more of a winner. We’re offering one free Rich Tea biscuit and a free gift with every single adventure you buy this Wednesday. But one lucky bastard will get the chocolate bourbon and there will be £200 of beer waiting for them at the finish line of their chosen adventure.
Imagine what you could do with it. You could make a tiny cheesecake really drunk.
PLUS FREE GIFTS…
Here are just a few of the adventures you could take your biscuit on, each with its own free almost unobtainable gift:
Mongol Rally Free Gift
You can take your biscuit on the Mongol Rally and you’ll receive a dream of your choosing.
Our selection includes: all your teeth have fallen out, or you’ve lost the lottery.
Monkey Run Free Gifts
How about carrying the Rich Tea to the Monkey Run where you can claim your free: sudden family revelation from our on-site mystic.
Examples of previous revelations include: your great-grandfather owned a horse.
Rickshaw Run
We often describe our rickshaws as biscuit tins, so it’s perfect to take your biscuit on.
We include a free spirit animal with and Rickshaw Run and, new for Beige Wednesday: they’re all slugs.
Hurry, though—this deal is only valid until Beige Wednesday ends.
So, what are you waiting for? Sign up for an adventure, snag a mug, and revel in the knowledge that you have a crap biscuit on the way. Your bank account won’t notice, but your soul will